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Steve Mittleman Comedian


Steve Mittleman  Comedian Steve's earned a reputation as one of the best comedians around! He started touring in 1980 and has kept audiences laughing ever since.

Comic Relief Producer, Bob Zmuda: "One of the funniest I've worked with."

Appearances On: The Tonight Show with both Johnny Carson and Jay Leno and on David Letterman.. Led to Showtime specials, (Laff-off winner), HBO and on almost every standup show out there.

Corporate Events Include: IBM - AMEX - Pizza Hut - The Red Cross - Minnesota Twins - Miller Beer - Toyota - Texas Instruments - Wayne Dalton Corporation - Nicholas-Flick Golf, Honeywell and many more.

"Steve Mittleman is an excellent choice for any event planner attempting to balance "laugh out loud funny" and "workplace appropriate." with employees ranging in age from 21 - 80, Steve offered universal appeal and everyone was laughing!"
- Nick Dyer, Enterprise Rent-A-Car

Seasoned: Steve headlines clubs, casinos, cruises and events of all kinds: Birthdays, anniversaries, reunions, awards ceremonies, fund raisers, graduations, weddings, bar / bat mitzvahs and many holiday shows. He can mc, customize material and work the crowd.

Steve's worked with: Leno, Seinfeld, Ray Romano, Drew Carey, Ellen, Roseanne, Dennis Miller, Bill Maher and many more.

Seinfeld: Mittleman is always funny! - Steve Martin: 'He's funny!' Jackie Mason: 'A great comedian!' - Johnny Carson: 'My kind of comedian!'

Variety: 'Mittleman is so funny!' People: 'One funny guy!' Chicago Tribune, Allan Johnson: 'Mittleman's forte, clever jokes delivered in a totally charming, manner.' LA Times, Duncan Strauss: 'Clean, clever material.'

Tours include: Natalie Cole & Gladys Knight... Vegas casinos: The MGM, The Red Rock, The Golden Nugget. Atlantic City: The Borgata, Resorts, The Sands and The Trop.

Some Mit Wit:

'It's been a while since I cleaned out my fridge... I found a baked potato, it looked like a Chia pet.'

'I'm 6'4', I got my height from my parents... Mom's 3'2', Dad's 3'2'.'

I had a really weak chin: ' When I played the violin, I had to shove it in my mouth. I grew a beard once, it looked like a fur tongue.' 'The worst thing about having a weak chin? It took me 3 - 4 hours to change a pillowcase.'

Golf? 'I'm a Star Trek golfer, my ball goes where no ball has ever gone before.'

Cruises? 'I ate so much, I had to let out my socks.'

Mom? 'Bad cook! She made jello once, I found a bone.'

When I was 5, I accidentally set the house on fire, my parents sent me to my room.'

The corporate world loves Steve's lazy-man jokes: 'I'm a snailblazer.' 'I say try going beyond what you've already mastered – order more channels.' 'After 25 years as a comedian, I figured it was about time, so I gave myself an Employee Appreciation Day.'

Routines On: Traveling, newlyweds, marriage, dating, cruises, Europe, LA, sports, fishing, restaurants, family, his ex, getting engaged, birthdays and being a class clown. When you hire Steve, you'll hear more and be glad you did.

Steve consented to be a star on ABC's Extreme Makeover: 'Who knew ABC stood for 'a bigger chin?' 'My worst fear? They cancel the show in the middle of my surgery.' This led to appearances on Larry King Live and ABC News.

Steve's been on numerous sitcoms and movies, ie. The beloved hit film 'Roxanne' (as Ralston, one of the firemen) with Steve Martin... And about 50 commercials.

Mittle-Math: Steve's honed his skills over 25 years, thousands of shows and millions of laughs. Let's talk and see how we can make your occasion a great one with lots of fun memories. Steve will definitely add laughs.

Guests will recognize him! You'll hear: 'I know him'.. 'I've seen him'... 'I love him.'



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